Sampson Clyde vs. The Internet

Dear followers

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I won’t be able to use this tumblr frequently anymore.

However, I’m more than glad to keep in touch with all 73 of you.

my 2 non-private emails are 760RealityCheck@comcast.net and sizuubi@live.com

my skype is sam.jh.clyde

my steam accounts are ” [Fs] Hacdoc and Dave ” (and) “ sampson clyde

my pesterchum handle is comatoseAcademic

If you want me to add you, please let me know you’re coming from tumblr. Otherwise, I might block you.

(I also have a facebook, but that uses my name, and I am not going to release that here on tumblr. please add me on one of the above systems and ask through them)

I love you all. I’ll be able to pop in here and there, and I’ll always be keeping an eye on you guys. (Don’t say anything naughty…) Feel free to send me asks? last I checked, i was getting email notifications, but I also may not.

~sam

Note: this tumblr is not being deleted, and I WILL be on now and then. I’ll be on for about 15 minutes if you wanna ask something.

well

i’m going to bed

i should have finished packing already

heh

  started following you

uh

hi

i think you make have misinterpreted my blog

or my intentions

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jeetsthesassyshortstop:

lettyandthecity:

lacigreen:

what’s wrong with boobs anyway?  our culture demonizes, sexualizes, and stigmatizes what would otherwise be just another neutral body part.

FREE THE BOOBIES

bitch, don’t tell me what to do with my boobs

boobs are great

Free the boobies lol I love it

:|

circuitfry:

hehEHehHehehehHEHehehe boobies

mlpfuckyeah:

Zicygomar

no derpy

put it back

please

adriofthedead:

idginator:

ealperin:

schmalaina:

demonoflight:

moxiearien:

babies

das my ship

Jessie is a fucking badass.

You just noticed that? ^_^

I love that it’s canon that they got hitched and had a kid.

wait what

 woah woah woah woahwoah. they had a kid????

i always saw them as more of a brother/sister relationship. :T

did-yuo-kno:

amandajlovesyou:

did-yuo-kno:

savederpy:

Annnnnnd YOU are unfollowed you hateful person. Post hateful stuff, and you don’t belong on my dashboard



said the person that spells did you know “did-yuo-kno” -_-

did-yuo-kno:

amandajlovesyou:

did-yuo-kno:

savederpy:

Annnnnnd YOU are unfollowed you hateful person. Post hateful stuff, and you don’t belong on my dashboard

said the person that spells did you know “did-yuo-kno” -_-

chandlerhandle:

mike-mcbrony:

  1.         Anal
  2.         Breasts
  3.         Breast Expansion
  4.         Weight Gain
  5.         Bondage
  6.         Clothing
  7.         Leather
  8.         Stockings
  9.         Shoe/Boots
  10.         Suit and Tie
  11.         Muscle
  12.        Herm
  13.         Cub
  14.         Baby/Diaper
  15.         Transformation
  16.         Macro/Micro
  17.         Impregnation
  18.         Pregnancy
  19.         Lactation
  20.         Vore
  21.         Paw/Foot
  22.         Incest
  23.         Yuri (F/F)
  24.         Yaoi (M/M)
  25.         Hetero (M/F)
  26.         Bi
  27.         Girly Boys
  28.         Butch Girls
  29.         Mind Control
  30.         Pseudo rape “pretend”
  31.         Uniform
  32.         Orgy
  33.         Subbing/Domming
  34.         Biting
  35.         Cheesecake
  36.         Solo Masturbation
  37.         Scat
  38.         Inflation
  39.         Fat/Pudge
  40.         Tech
  41.         Watersports
  42.         Glasses
  43.         Tentacles
  44.         Oviposition
  45.         Masochism
  46.         Sadism
  47.         Multiple body parts
  48.         Partial Nudity
  49.         Gore/guro
  50.         Snuff
  51.         Hyper
  52.         Zoophilia
  53.         Electricity/e-stim
  54.         She-males
  55.         Cross-dressing
  56.         Skunk spray
  57.         Oral
  58.         Asphyxiation
  59.         Unbirthing
  60.         Cum
  61.         Cumflation
  62.         Cuckolding
  63.         Drugs
  64.         Anonymous
  65.         Double Penetration, or more
  66.         Tail Fucking
  67.         Fisting

its tmi tuesday

steveholtvstheuniverse:

david-verom:

plastic-curse:cuddlypoops:

[x] Deadpool and Avatar in Deadpool vs AM2 2012 (video not by me)
tell me if you’re any of the cosplayers and I’ll credit you too

This guy continues to be a flawless deadpool

That Deadpool was the best.

Also, that is my friend’s print he was bending.

catbountry:

urdnotshona:

gif by protokol

As soon as I pressed “play” I knew there was no way I wouldn’t reblog this.

kyrianne:

bloodoftenchiefs:

kyrianne:

This character’s name is Roxy??

ROXY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN GOTHAM CITY?
ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND CATWOMAN AND BE FRIENDS WITH HER?

[5:02:58 PM] Captain Science: Bonus points:
[5:03:00 PM] Captain Science: She’s a hacker
[5:03:05 PM] Captain Science: And plays video games
I DONT’ KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON???

kyrianne:

bloodoftenchiefs:

kyrianne:

This character’s name is Roxy??

ROXY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN GOTHAM CITY?

ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND CATWOMAN AND BE FRIENDS WITH HER?

[5:02:58 PM] Captain Science: Bonus points:

[5:03:00 PM] Captain Science: She’s a hacker

[5:03:05 PM] Captain Science: And plays video games

I DONT’ KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON???

everydayneverynight:

I’m pretty sure Luca is the most photogenic dog I’ve ever seen.